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نكت بالأنكليزي ؟؟؟ بس بدون زعل ياا صبايا

بالأنكليزي صبايا
1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your
pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete
your smile..:1359:



2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you
press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....


3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!


بالأنكليزي صبايا بالأنكليزي صبايا
4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...



5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...



6. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...



7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...
بالأنكليزي صبايا


أعتقد أن ترجمة هذه الجملة فيها لغط



9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!....


بالأنكليزي صبايا
10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she
screamed yahoo!



11. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...firstly when they get
confused...they press gas instead
of breaks....



12. All gurlz say i am not like other gurlz "I am different" (all r same)...

بالأنكليزي صبايا

13. If a gurl says she has told no one the secret....u should assume she has
already told to her best friend.

بالأنكليزي صبايا



بدك تزهزه مالإك لإاااا بتاتا بالأنكليزي صبايا

المواضيع المشابهه

عندي ملزمة مكتوبة بالأنكليزي واريد ان اترجمها الى العربية

وفاه شيخ الازهر محمد سيد طنطاوى اليوم صباحا

الفتور الذهني صباحا أسوأ تأثيرا على التفكير من قلة النوم


nice jokes btata


nice jockes brother
but you have to ve carefull, some of jokes are talking about God, and that is very bad for moslims.
thank you


thanks alot for nioce jokes


هلا أخوي تات مشكور على النكت ماعدا النتكته رقم 8 و اتمنى انك تحذفها بأسرع وقت لأنها:-
1- تشبه الله عز و جل بصفة التعب و الله تعالى متنزه عن هذا الوصف السخيف.

2- مخالف الشرط الأول في المنتديات(
عدم التعرض لأي شخص أو مذهب أو ديانة بالإهانة أو الإيذاء أو التشهير )


تحياتي


ok I am so sorry


so nice jokes


thanks brother
but take care in the future
joke no8 had a proplem
now it deleted


with alll my best


thnx slim


it may be funny
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