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*Cigarette: a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
*divorce: future tense of marriage.
*Office: a place where u can relax after your strenuous home life.
*yawn: the only time some married men ever get 2 open their mouth.
*atom bomb: an invention 2 ends all inventions.
*opportunist: a person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
*optimist: a person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in mid
way, "see, im not injured yet."
*boss: some1 who is early when u r late & late when u r early.
*doctor: person who kills your ills by pills & kills u by his bills.
*criminal: a guy no different from the restexcept that he got caught.
*etc.: a sign 2 make others believe that y know more than u actually do.
*experience: the name men give 2 their mistakes.
*conference: the confusion of 1 man multiplied by the number present.
*compromise: the art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*dictionary: a place where success comes b4 work.
*conference room: a place where every body talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees l8r on.
*smile: a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*committee: individuals who can do nothing individually sit & decide that nothing can b done 2gether.
*philosopher: a fool who torments himself during life, 2 b spoken of when dead.
*diplomat: a person who tells y 2 go 2 hell in such a way that u actually look 4ward 2 the trip.
*miser: a person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
*politician: 1 who shakes your hand b4 elections & your confidence after.
*lecture: art of transferring information from the notes of the students, without having it pass through the minds of either.





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