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امير الظلام

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#1

أعرف أنكم لسه الحزن مأثر عليكم

:310: :310: :310: :310:

لكن أقروا :lovelette اللي جاي وأدعولي:blab: بالسعادة

بالدنيا والأخرة

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طبعاً فيه نكت يحبها المرء ويكرهها الثاني

وفيه يكرهها الأول ويحبها الثاني

وفيه يكرهوها الأثنين

وفيه يحبوها

وفيه مالها داعي




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[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قال[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]لها[/FONT][/FONT] : [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]لا[/FONT][/FONT] ... [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]ما[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]يجوز[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]أخو[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]ياخذ[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]أخته[/FONT][/FONT] !!
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10- 10 = [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]؟؟[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]وجت[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]المدرسه[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]تبي[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]تساعدها[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قالت[/FONT][/FONT]: [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]معك[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]عشر[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]برتقالات[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]اكلتيها[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]كلها[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]وش[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]بقى[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قالت[/FONT][/FONT]: [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]القشر[/FONT][/FONT] !!
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[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قال[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]أبوه[/FONT][/FONT]: [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]رايح[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]جهنم[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قال[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]الولد[/FONT][/FONT]: [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]بالكابرس[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]ولا[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]بالسوبر[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]؟؟[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]قال[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]المحشش[/FONT][/FONT]: [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]هاتهم[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]كلهم[/FONT][/FONT] !!
[FONT=Arial (Arabic)][FONT=Arial (Arabic)]وســــــــــلامتكم[/FONT][/FONT]‎ مع خالص تحياتي لكم يا حبايبي
 

lllBassam80lll

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#2


بالفعل روعة ياعسل بارك الله بك ودمت لنا بخير
 

smsm_1232

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#3
امير الظلام = امير الضحك

اسعدتني هذه النكت كلها جميله

لك تحياتي....
 

امير الظلام

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#4
الله يديم هذي الإبتسامة .

طول العمر يا رب


أخوك أمير الظلام
اقتباس من: lllBassam80lll
اقتباس من: lllBassam80lll
بالفعل روعة ياعسل بارك الله بك ودمت لنا بخير

 

MoonMan

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#5
هههههههههه

الله يديم الضحك بينا كلنا ..

هههههههههه


لك تحياتي ..
 

امير الظلام

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#6

يا أخوي يا سمسم من جد شوف وش سوى فيه ردك


:s_45:

:6:

:5:

شكرا على التمرير والأسم الجديد


اقتباس من: smsm_1232
امير الظلام = امير الضحك

اسعدتني هذه النكت كلها جميله

لك تحياتي....



 

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#7
ههههههههههههههههههه

والله كلها روووعة وحلوة زيك أخي العزيز 00 روح ياشيخ الله يسعدك دنيا وآخرة ولا يحرمنا من هالطلة الحلوة والجميلة ياسكر0

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