نكت بالأنكليزي ؟؟؟ بس بدون زعل ياا صبايا

بتاتا · #1 (**permalink**) 05-08-2007, 07:40 PM

1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your
pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete
your smile..:1359:

2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you
press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....

3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...

5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...

6. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...

7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...
:sterb116:

أعتقد أن ترجمة هذه الجملة فيها لغط

9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!....

10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she
screamed yahoo!

11. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...firstly when they get
confused...they press gas instead
of breaks....

12. All gurlz say i am not like other gurlz "I am different" (all r same)...

13. If a gurl says she has told no one the secret....u should assume she has
already told to her best friend.

بدك تزهزه مالإك لإاااا بتاتا

Darkness Leader · #2 (**permalink**) 05-08-2007, 07:47 PM

nice jokes btata

jos461 · #3 (**permalink**) 05-08-2007, 10:18 PM

nice jockes brother
but you have to ve carefull, some of jokes are talking about God, and that is very bad for moslims.
thank you

momani33 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-08-2007, 01:23 AM

thanks alot for nioce jokes

الزعيم النصراوي · #5 (**permalink**) 12-08-2007, 03:37 AM

هلا أخوي تات مشكور على النكت ماعدا النتكته رقم 8 و اتمنى انك تحذفها بأسرع وقت لأنها:-
1- تشبه الله عز و جل بصفة التعب و الله تعالى متنزه عن هذا الوصف السخيف.

2- مخالف الشرط الأول في المنتديات( عدم التعرض لأي شخص أو مذهب أو ديانة بالإهانة أو الإيذاء أو التشهير )

تحياتي

بتاتا · #6 (**permalink**) 14-08-2007, 06:59 PM

ok I am so sorry

Rose Of Iraq · #7 (**permalink**) 14-09-2007, 02:36 AM

so nice jokes

SLIM SHADY · #8 (**permalink**) 14-09-2007, 04:04 AM

thanks brother
but take care in the future
joke no8 had a proplem
now it deleted

with alll my best

Darkness Leader · #9 (**permalink**) 14-09-2007, 05:31 PM

thnx slim

عماد رمضان · #10 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 03:17 PM

it may be funny

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